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Are you shoplifting bacon in your pants, or are you glad to see me?

by Spam · September 14th, 2009 · 1 Comment · News

From the panhandle of Florida comes a news story about a man who needed his bacon so badly he hid it where his family jewels are stored away. A 22-year-old man from Fort Walton Beach was spotted walking around his local grocery store “looking suspicious”, according to employees on duty. Then he was spotted stuffing […]

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